Only God Can Cancel Me

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Losing teeth, gaining followers

Losing teeth, gaining followers

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Kelsey Zazanis
Sep 21, 2024
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My teeth were huge. I looked in the mirror, and they were massive. When did they get so big? I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before. They’ve been growing in size rapidly, and I had no idea—I never stopped to look at myself. It’s been so long without a single glance, and here I am. Me, my mirror, and my massive teeth.

I haven’t a clue when this bega…

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