Soft bristles
I brushed my teeth too hard. I have an extra soft bristle toothbrush. Still, somehow, I brushed my teeth too hard. Left them covered with scratch marks. Deep scratch marks, embarrassing. People will definitely stare now. Cat scratches. Shattered glass. Lightning bolts. Nails scraped desperately into wood. Someone took a knife to my teeth, blindfolded. E…
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