You're only as sick as your secrets

2024 is the year of open throats

Welcome new subscribers! “Only God Can Cancel Me” is a cheeky name for what should probably be called "Kelsey's public diary". Sometimes I write about complex ideas, but usually I just write about my life and my feelings. I'm an emotional exhibitionist. Thank you for being here with me.

Recently, my physical health has plummeted. They say you're only as …